Has A{meri}ca changed me?

I get people asking, 'Has America changed me?' Here's a quick summary:

1. I have started saying 'dude'
2. I genuinely called Nicole 'precious' yesterday
3. I have Nike free run trainers and I call them 'sneakers'
4. I love my backpack
5. Pregame is a better word for predrinks anyway
6. Although other colours are available, I will only buy red cups
7. I can name 50 states of America in 5 minutes
8. I call work Homework
9. I can never have too much Tri Delt merchandise
10. I have an American flag bikini
11. It's happened, I've started calling guys 'cute'
12. Going to the gym = working out
13. Cell phone...parking lot..but it will always be a queue
14. 'Did you make out?'

.......holy cow - I AM A{MERI}CAN!!!!!!

And I love it.

That is all.

xxxxxxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW22JWgdr6g

this happened